Hothouse Flower

In love with the color blue. Yet to be a proffessional fangirl. Pretty much obsessed with music. Tyler Oakley liked me three times. Caspar Lee liked a pic I posted on Instagram. Korey Kuhl faved a tweet. And I died every single time. Also a member of the hummus club I guess?

Recent Tweets @laltalay

prof3ssionalfangirl:

ehehehelokid:

nooby-banana:

handsoffmysmuppets:

aradiyeah:

tacoposey:

what if we just created a fandom for a tv show that doesn’t exist and we build it up really big and make a ton of inside jokes until the internet just accepts it as a real show and it starts getting included in polls and gets it’s own imdb page and a group of outsiders go crazy trying to find dl links

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let’s do this guys

There’s even an opening sequence omg

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SO THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING GUYS

OMG

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mr-mononucleosis:

lunalovegouda:

The intro cards for Futurama have always been one of my favorite parts of the show because people always talk about the old Simpson’s couch gag but this is just pure gold… I mean-

It goes from everything from 

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and then they made fun of how much everyone reacted to the the infamous ‘dead dog episode’ that I cried about…

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And then one time when the show got canceled…

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and then when it came back..

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you’re missing my favorite one though

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ven-dredi:

mockeryd:

sakk617:

speaking-vogue:

dannykelly:

“My wife got sick. She was constantly nervous because of problems at work, personal life, her failures and children. She lost 30 pounds and weighted about 90 pounds. She got very skinny and was constantly crying. She was not a happy woman. She had suffered from continuing headaches, heart pain and jammed nerves in her back and ribs. She did not sleep well, falling asleep only in the mornings and got tired very quickly during the day. Our relationship was on the verge of a break up. Her beauty was leaving her somewhere, she had bags under her eyes, and she stopped taking care of herself. She refused to shoot the films and rejected any role. I lost hope and thought that we’ll get divorced soon… But then I decided to act. After all I’ve got the most beautiful woman on earth. She is the idol of more than half of men and women on earth, and I was the one allowed to fall asleep next to her. I began to shower her with flowers, kisses and compliments. I surprised and pleased her every minute i could. I gave her a lot of gifts and i lived just for her. I spoke in public only about her. I incorporated all themes in her direction. I praised her in front of her own and our mutual friends. You won’t believe it, but she blossomed. She became better. She gained weight, was no longer nervous and loved me even more than ever. I had no clue that she could love that much. And then I realized one thing: the woman is the reflection of her man.” ~ Brad Pitt about Angelina Jolie





forever my favorite fucking couple

ven-dredi:

mockeryd:

sakk617:

speaking-vogue:

dannykelly:

“My wife got sick. She was constantly nervous because of problems at work, personal life, her failures and children. She lost 30 pounds and weighted about 90 pounds. She got very skinny and was constantly crying. She was not a happy woman. She had suffered from continuing headaches, heart pain and jammed nerves in her back and ribs. She did not sleep well, falling asleep only in the mornings and got tired very quickly during the day. Our relationship was on the verge of a break up. Her beauty was leaving her somewhere, she had bags under her eyes, and she stopped taking care of herself. She refused to shoot the films and rejected any role. I lost hope and thought that we’ll get divorced soon… But then I decided to act. After all I’ve got the most beautiful woman on earth. She is the idol of more than half of men and women on earth, and I was the one allowed to fall asleep next to her. I began to shower her with flowers, kisses and compliments. I surprised and pleased her every minute i could. I gave her a lot of gifts and i lived just for her. I spoke in public only about her. I incorporated all themes in her direction. I praised her in front of her own and our mutual friends. You won’t believe it, but she blossomed. She became better. She gained weight, was no longer nervous and loved me even more than ever. I had no clue that she could love that much. And then I realized one thing: the woman is the reflection of her man.” ~ Brad Pitt about Angelina Jolie

forever my favorite fucking couple

(via happylittlebastille)

ohtyluhyouresodreamy:

aussietroylerfangirl:

no? what? how? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!

fUCK

Wait what’s going on!??!?!?

(via tylerandtroye)

maddifacee:

fall out boy went to dan and phil’s booth at the teen awards early because they wanted to say hi to them and if you don’t think that’s the cutest thing ever then don’t talk to me

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frickhead:

ATTENTION EVERYONE IN THE LA AREA!!

My cousin, TALLON, was reported MISSING today. He is an AUTISTIC BLACK TEEN AND IS COMPLETEY NON-VERBAL. HE DOES NOT RESPOND TO HIS NAME. This young man went out for his daily bike ride, unattended, and did not come back. Tonight, HE IS IN LA BY HIMSELF. He is 6’0, 200lbs, and was last seen wearing a white t shirt and khaki shorts. PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST!!

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whatwouldtroylerdo:

*Chapter 3 of some Troyler fanfiction*

After all the teasing, Tyler finally gave in. In one swift movement, he trusted quickly inside of me, and I felt the air get knocked out of my lungs. I felt so full.

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*Chapter 51 of Freak*

However, just as my hand…

mangothatismelancholy:

amazingtroyeisnotonoakley:

Ok, so I really hope that this is ok with mangothatismelancholy but I just really want you to see how much we all really do appreciate you’re hard work and commitment to the characters and story.

So I hope people actually do come to this thing as it’d mean the world to me to see people actually showing so much love to the story!

So please reblog and repost! Let everyone know about it!

Tag: freak meet up
Date: October 25th
Time: 8PM (UK time)

Time zone converter:
http://www.timezoneconverter.com/cgi-bin/tzc.tzc

Hope to see some of you there! Let’s all show our love and support!

Me? Crying? No, I’m just sweating from my eyes. tHIS IS SO INSANE IS THIS EVEN REAL LIFE WHAT IS THIS IM MELTING AND ITS THE GOOD KIND OF MELTING

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dpr1:

dan and phil and nick jonas presenting the best british vlogger award

i think dan died inside during that hug

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straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

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